Recent Movie Reviews


Tomato Trick Tomato Trick

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Must be a redneck tomato

The most common last words for a redneck being, "Hey! Watch this."



Hailin' Palin Hailin' Palin

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Laughed so hard I had a coughing fit.

Pretty good assessment of "President Caribou Barbie." I'd post this in a question at Yahoo Answers--but O'd like to keep that account a little longer.



The happy man The happy man

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Baldur Dash!

Just goes to show everyone's vulnerable to something. thanx for once again proving that a good story or gag can usually trump slick graphix.

But you should probably improve your grapic skills to be able to put more spin on jokes.


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Recent Game Reviews


UmiChan: Maiko v2 UmiChan: Maiko v2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Really great.

Had me fapping.


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Vortex00 responds:

dude.. Thanks for the review XD


UmiChan: Maiko UmiChan: Maiko

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Even better than sex with Parfet in Vandread

Nice smooth action. Less chance of Carpal Tunnel. Great reward.


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Vortex00 responds:

thanks


Vandread Love Quest Vandread Love Quest

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Much better than the Beta!

Okay, there are still some bugs. And I probably should have written 4 or 5 more talk encounters for each of the girls, but the space game is a lot more playable and the backgrounds are gorgeous. My first time playing I gave a lot of wrong answers just to see what the girls would do. I wasn't disappointed. I'm glad I came back to Newgrounds to look for Sim Dates. Where's the button to add this to a collection? Great job all!


Vortex00 responds:

Yeah some peeps were mentioning the lack of diversity in the dialogue from the girls.

recommend link is kind of in the bottom left of the screen under "Help this author!"