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I agree with Tomcat

Tutorials are always worth preserving. There are a lot of people with massive talent who are submitting crap.

Talent is important, vision makes it art, passion drives your message. But nothing replaces knowing what you're doing. Not to mention the time it can save you to know techniques folks have already worked out.

If more people read tutorials, fewer pieces would be blammed. If more people would lurk for a few days before submitting, blams could be cut in half.

More importantly, decent pieces could become good ones.

A disappointment!

Like rackem sackem fat chix, it's easy to see how this could have been a great game.

Great concept, wicked sense of humor. good art, decent music, all in the service of a lameass shootemup that's boring and takes way too long to advance the plot.

With adventure games, you need a mix of combat and puzzles, keep the combats short and exciting and ge on with the damn plot.

A fun way to kill 20 minutes

I'm usually not big on puzzle games that don't involve naked hentai girls, but the humor made this one quite enjoyable.

There was one item I couldn't find a use for. But it was, after all, a red herring.

Kewel Concept, poorly executed.

The fat jokes, concept and graphics make this a salvageable game.

Lose the "buddies", lengthen the play. Add bigger reactions to the gut shots. make the girls a little sexier, but still fat.

Add some grunts and groans, (Heavy breathing is what fat chix do best.) Don't forget to humiliate the loser.

Make it a real contest that's playable and you've got a winner.

Ok, I still blammed it, but you need a better version anyway.

I'm hooked. When's the next installment?

Ok, so it's a cheesy which way game. But it's a FUN cheesy which way game. I'd do the orc woman. Gods know I've woken up with worse.

I've got way too much time on my hands. And I'm not afraid to use it.

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